theclearlydope:

Happy Thanksgiving!

flubby:

 

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4 months ago 3196 ♥

oldtobegin:

clintisiceman:

gosimpsonic:

If you are reading this, you have no life.

"Wow, V-8 juice isn’t one-eighth gasoline.”

"And Ted Koppel is a robot.”

"Salt water does not ‘chase the thirsties away.’"

"Cats do not eventually turn into dogs."

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6 months ago 325 ♥
Mustached Fred MacMurray at that…

Mustached Fred MacMurray at that…

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7 months ago 551 ♥

canwemakeout:

I COULD WATCH THIS GIF SET FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Yep

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8 months ago 620768 ♥

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8 months ago 499 ♥
dangerguerrero:

Presented without context, although if you get a couple drinks in me I will give you all the context you could ever want and more.

This is everything!

dangerguerrero:

Presented without context, although if you get a couple drinks in me I will give you all the context you could ever want and more.

This is everything!

8 months ago 25 ♥
videoisvideo:

There’s a snake in my boot
and a CAP IN YOUR ASS

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!

videoisvideo:

There’s a snake in my boot

and a CAP IN YOUR ASS

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!

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9 months ago 185699 ♥

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9 months ago 2537 ♥

1863-project:

I LEGITIMATELY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS JUST WATCH IT

Mother of……………….

9 months ago 18 ♥
thefinalimage:

Stroszek, 1977 (dir. Werner Herzog)
"And now the dancing chicken. … I had them for three months in special training so that they would dance as long as possible. …  I came across it and I knew I had to have it as the last thing in the film. … And here seeing this chicken I knew that was something very very very big, a metaphor, a big metaphor, without knowing metaphor for what. … And now I think I shouldn’t talk over this scene here, the chicken. It’s just too good. No more comment. Full stop.” - Werner Herzog, in the DVD commentary for Stroszek.

Because Dancing Chicken!

thefinalimage:

Stroszek, 1977 (dir. Werner Herzog)

"And now the dancing chicken. … I had them for three months in special training so that they would dance as long as possible. …  I came across it and I knew I had to have it as the last thing in the film. … And here seeing this chicken I knew that was something very very very big, a metaphor, a big metaphor, without knowing metaphor for what. … And now I think I shouldn’t talk over this scene here, the chicken. It’s just too good. No more comment. Full stop.” - Werner Herzog, in the DVD commentary for Stroszek.

Because Dancing Chicken!

9 months ago 1823 ♥
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